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So, my mom and I went to get coffee tha other day...little did we know we would run into the most annoying stupid FAT UGLY NASTY WOMAN ever. WOW. This woman was ridiculous. First of all, she looked like a human pig with ache and wild fiery red frizzy hair and she was standing by the line to order coffee. I somehow spit out, "are you in line?" and she responds with, "oh no Hun I'm just looking at these sweets. I think I wan to get one more. Now let's see I've had the croissant, and that muffin there, now maybe I should try..." and she trailed off mumbling to herself. Well my mom and I looked at each other and gave the "you should not be eating anything ever" look because this woman had to weigh close to 300lbs! We order our drinks and proceed to the other side of the store to wait for our order. Meanwhile back in hogville, she starts talking to the woman making our drinks about her life story and how her son doesn't talk to her and he

You know, I'm pretty sure that if I had a dick I would easily be able to get away with much much more. So I enjoy sex. And, I enjoy sex often. Why is this bad? Oh, because I rotate my partners every once in awhile? Or maybe because I am taking advantage of the fact that I am an attractive sexy ass boss. I'm not sure but my friend who happens to be a guy ( and whom I haven't slept with) was givin me lip earlier today about rotating guys. You know, he probably just mad that he hasn't tapped this yet. Whatever tho, I really could care less. I quickly ended my cnoversation with him and decided to give my new "friend" a call. We refer to him as "hollywood" cause he acts it a little bit. Ever since I told him tho he has never acted like that in front of me, maybe just while working. Oh because he is a model, of coarse and he likes to normally walk around with his nose up in the air...ahahahaha...cause that is something IO should be doing actua