FAT...not...FIT
So, my mom and I went to get coffee tha other day...little did we know we would run into the most annoying stupid FAT UGLY NASTY WOMAN ever. WOW. This woman was ridiculous. First of all, she looked like a human pig with ache and wild fiery red frizzy hair and she was standing by the line to order coffee.
I somehow spit out, "are you in line?" and she responds with, "oh no Hun I'm just looking at these sweets. I think I wan to get one more. Now let's see I've had the croissant, and that muffin there, now maybe I should try..." and she trailed off mumbling to herself.
Well my mom and I looked at each other and gave the "you should not be eating anything ever" look because this woman had to weigh close to 300lbs! We order our drinks and proceed to the other side of the store to wait for our order. Meanwhile back in hogville, she starts talking to the woman making our drinks about her life story and how her son doesn't talk to her and her husband left her and she eats away her sorrows. Well, I'm sorry to be the one to say it but the barrista is not a therapist, so she is NOT getting paid to hear Fatty Migee's life long drama.
Anyway, this woman starts talking about weight and I'm listening very intently to see if she brings up something about her unhealthy and scary figure. UM NO...Instead the dumb broad starts talkin about how today is the first day of her diet.
WHAT?!?
As she picks out her third overly fattening danish? Then she goes on to say, " you know I've always wanted to own a tight leather dress. Ever since I was little I wanted to wear that and some of those spiky shoes , you know that those girls wear and just have all the attention on me." I leaned over to my mom and said, "oh the attention is on her alright, for all the WRONG reasons" Anyway she drowned on and on about wearing it and how her life would be more complete if she could so she was excited and really motivated to lose the weight.
But, she seemed really more motivated to buy everything edible in the store...some diet!
I somehow spit out, "are you in line?" and she responds with, "oh no Hun I'm just looking at these sweets. I think I wan to get one more. Now let's see I've had the croissant, and that muffin there, now maybe I should try..." and she trailed off mumbling to herself.
Well my mom and I looked at each other and gave the "you should not be eating anything ever" look because this woman had to weigh close to 300lbs! We order our drinks and proceed to the other side of the store to wait for our order. Meanwhile back in hogville, she starts talking to the woman making our drinks about her life story and how her son doesn't talk to her and her husband left her and she eats away her sorrows. Well, I'm sorry to be the one to say it but the barrista is not a therapist, so she is NOT getting paid to hear Fatty Migee's life long drama.
Anyway, this woman starts talking about weight and I'm listening very intently to see if she brings up something about her unhealthy and scary figure. UM NO...Instead the dumb broad starts talkin about how today is the first day of her diet.
WHAT?!?
As she picks out her third overly fattening danish? Then she goes on to say, " you know I've always wanted to own a tight leather dress. Ever since I was little I wanted to wear that and some of those spiky shoes , you know that those girls wear and just have all the attention on me." I leaned over to my mom and said, "oh the attention is on her alright, for all the WRONG reasons" Anyway she drowned on and on about wearing it and how her life would be more complete if she could so she was excited and really motivated to lose the weight.
But, she seemed really more motivated to buy everything edible in the store...some diet!
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